Union Voting Guide

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DANIEL UNION

"The philosophers have only interpreted the world, in various ways. The point, however, is to change it." Karl Marx

Known Aliases: Oliver Twist, Ugh That Guy, Red Dawn (self-assigned)

Personality: 6/5/8/4/9

Aspiration: Popularity/Family

LTW: Become Rock God

Spouse: Melody Tinker

Favorite Relaxing Activity: Sweeping chimneys

Number of Lenin Statues Owned: Four

Trivia: Worries he'll never love another human as much as he loves cats.



JOJO UNION

"My mother will hear about this."

Known Aliases: Mr. Darcy, Purple Hannibal, The Phantom of LaFiesta Tech

Personality: 10/8/8/2/3

Aspiration: Fortune/Knowledge

LTW: Earn 100k

Spouse: Wyatt Monif

Favorite Movie: Salò

Kill Score: 17

Trivia: Believes Vlad the Impaler is his long dead soulmate. Gets sad whenever he thinks about him.



GUNTHER UNION

"I know you want me."

Known Aliases: Thot, Gun the Man, Mr. Chlamydia

Personality: 8/6/8/3/3

Aspiration: Romance/Pleasure

LTW: Become Visionary

Spouse: Brittany Upsnott

Number of Relationships Ruined: Low hundreds

Favorite Song: Sorry - Justin Bieber

Trivia: Wanted to get a "No Regrets" tattoo but then realized he regrets almost everything.


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