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DANIEL UNION

"The philosophers have only interpreted the world, in various ways. The point, however, is to change it." Karl Marx

Known Aliases: Oliver Twist, Ugh That Guy, Red Dawn (self-assigned)

Personality: 6/5/8/4/9

Aspiration: Popularity/Family

LTW: Become Rock God

Spouse: Melody Tinker

Favorite Relaxing Activity: Sweeping chimneys

Number of Lenin Statues Owned: Four

Trivia: Worries he'll never love another human as much as he loves cats.



JOJO UNION

"My mother will hear about this."

Known Aliases: Mr. Darcy, Purple Hannibal, The Phantom of LaFiesta Tech

Personality: 10/8/8/2/3

Aspiration: Fortune/Knowledge

LTW: Earn 100k

Spouse: Wyatt Monif

Favorite Movie: Salò

Kill Score: 17

Trivia: Believes Vlad the Impaler is his long dead soulmate. Gets sad whenever he thinks about him.



GUNTHER UNION

"I know you want me."

Known Aliases: Thot, Gun the Man, Mr. Chlamydia

Personality: 8/6/8/3/3

Aspiration: Romance/Pleasure

LTW: Become Visionary

Spouse: Brittany Upsnott

Number of Relationships Ruined: Low hundreds

Favorite Song: Sorry - Justin Bieber

Trivia: Wanted to get a "No Regrets" tattoo but then realized he regrets almost everything.


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Someone who thinks he knows me.
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Consort Capp was exhausted. For the third time that month, he had to stay at work well after midnight. Dealing with the latest company scandal had proven much more difficult than he initially anticipated but, finally, it was done. If there was one thing Consort had learned in his life, that was the art of self-preservation. Another bribed official guaranteed another investigation that would fail to link any illegal corporate activities to him. His plan to scapegoat the head of accounting had already been set in motion. Yes, Consort should have been very pleased with himself. But he wasn't.
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I will buy us an acre,
of some land in the city.


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Eddying, dizzying, closing round,
With soft and drunken laughter;
Veiling all that may befall
After -- after --


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Goddamn the sun, goddamn anyone that says a kind word.
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Day that I loved, day that I loved, the night is here.
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Oranges
do not grow in the sea
neither is there love in Sevilla.
You in Dark and I the sun that’s hot,
loan me your parasol.


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Whaddup guys! Welcome to my brand new legacy and also the first story I'm posting ever. Starring Victoria Union, whose impressive career as a founder spans more than a decade and 4 different laptops.
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