Union Voting Guide
Sep. 17th, 2017 01:49 pm
DANIEL UNION
"The philosophers have only interpreted the world, in various ways. The point, however, is to change it." Karl Marx
Known Aliases: Oliver Twist, Ugh That Guy, Red Dawn (self-assigned)
"The philosophers have only interpreted the world, in various ways. The point, however, is to change it." Karl Marx
Known Aliases: Oliver Twist, Ugh That Guy, Red Dawn (self-assigned)
Personality: 6/5/8/4/9
Aspiration: Popularity/Family
LTW: Become Rock God
Spouse: Melody Tinker
Favorite Relaxing Activity: Sweeping chimneys
Number of Lenin Statues Owned: Four
Trivia: Worries he'll never love another human as much as he loves cats.

JOJO UNION
"My mother will hear about this."
Known Aliases: Mr. Darcy, Purple Hannibal, The Phantom of LaFiesta Tech
Personality: 10/8/8/2/3
Aspiration: Fortune/Knowledge
LTW: Earn 100k
Spouse: Wyatt Monif
Favorite Movie: Salò
Kill Score: 17
Trivia: Believes Vlad the Impaler is his long dead soulmate. Gets sad whenever he thinks about him.

GUNTHER UNION
"I know you want me."
Known Aliases: Thot, Gun the Man, Mr. Chlamydia
Personality: 8/6/8/3/3
Aspiration: Romance/Pleasure
LTW: Become Visionary
Spouse: Brittany Upsnott
Number of Relationships Ruined: Low hundreds
Favorite Song: Sorry - Justin Bieber
Trivia: Wanted to get a "No Regrets" tattoo but then realized he regrets almost everything.
WHO WILL IT BE???
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